Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
after meeting Denise at Kay’s lounge - 1992
don’t be like this dude
Beginning in 1984 and off and on, up to 2016, I made a series of audio recordings, first with a boom box cassette recorder, then with a telephone answering machine, then with a mini-DV camera, and finally, with an iPhone. For most of that time I was drunk. Theme song: ”Whoa Dude, Whoa” by Gregory Pepper
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Friday Jan 07, 2022
Friday Jan 07, 2022
Kay’s lounge is walking distance from my tiny garage apartment. Paula’s doofy looking husband’s eye was blackened—like redfish. I wanna be a gameshow host.
Friday Jan 07, 2022
Friday Jan 07, 2022
As a newly assigned U.S. Navy ensign hanging out aboard my ship in port in Long Beach, I’m alone in my 3-man officer’s stateroom. Sing it, Pia Zadora!
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Thinkin’ about the good; thinkin’ about the bad; thinkin’ about everything. Yessiree folks, it’s all up to you. Your life is whatever you want it to be, and so is mine.
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
I failed out of Navy Nuclear Power School in Orlando. Time to pour up a big rum on the rocks and settle back on the couch for a whole bunch of stupid voices.
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
I got a test in my heat transfer class tomorrow. Everyone is going out for “trick-or-drinking.” I could study, but sitting in my room with a bad beer making scary noises (in stereo!) sounds better.
Beginning in 1984 and off and on, up to 2016, (from age 21 to age 53) I made a series of audio recordings, first with a boom box cassette recorder, then with a telephone answering machine, then with a mini-DV camera, and finally, with an iPhone.
For most of that time I was drunk.