don’t be like this dude

drunk & stoned in Bellingham lighthouse room - July 2015

I’m in “the zone.” Weed is legal here! It’s the 21st century and Marty McFly is coming back in October. This is great. More people should be like this. So what if you slur your speech a little. [B’jiggers is a Holiday Inn bar in Galveston TX.]

this is not for kids - September 2011

What’s the point of my story? Is this good? Am I drunk enough, but not too drunk, to be sane but not too sane? This is me, talkin’ to myself, cuz that’s what I do. We live in the world’s most awesome ant farm.

serious and numerous tragedies - April 2006

I’m a slightly more enlightened child than I was before. I’m still going out to bars and meeting women who come in pairs and whose names I have trouble remembering.

a lotta shit’s happened and i’m not tellin’ you much - Sep 2005

I didn’t pay for this. This isn’t the movie I signed up for when I read the poster. It’s highly evolved DNA. It’s f**kin’ badass cool DNA.

after Shonen Knife and The Knack - September 2005

I need to get my legacy together f**kin’ right now. I don’t care if it’s a f**kin’ stone somewhere, or maybe a little kid. Something. A buncha houses?

good skating & camera damage - June 2005

I don’t know what I mean; I don’t know what I’m sayin’ either. Won’t you please, please won’t you please, please won’t you be my neighbor?

nobody warned me about this - June 2005

Twenty years go by. Have I done anything? No; I doubt it. “Do you dwell on the wasted years behind you, or the terrifying years ahead?”

call me back! - June 2005

I like talking to Jessica. I’m stoked about this boat. It’s frickin’ crazy. Its crazy good. It’s gonna be amazing. All right, so that’s what I know.